Hmmm...

Some of our friends who we managed to con has asked us about the lyrics to some of The Love Experiment's songs. Hey, it's no urban poetry like Nelly's stuff. We still have our street cred, yo.

Here goes:

'High School Girls' - incidentally, the demo version can be downloaded to your right.

"darling did u know you left me lost
feeling that gaping sense of loss
you left a strange taste in my mouth
hah, so did i in yours

why don't you
why don't you
why don't you please tease

oh i love you
and all those privileges you bring
credit, beamer, tiffany's, les amis
and all those lovely things

baby havent seen you for 2 weeks
maybe you'll miss it more than me
strangely you've gotten really sweet
stop and submit quietly

why don't you
why don't you
why don't you please tease

oh i love you
and all those privileges you bring
credit, beamer, tiffany's, les amis
and all those lovely things"

Hmmmmm...

Seafood in JB on Sat 8 October 2005? Anyone?

Of cuz, we are going pirate-DVD hunting after that.

Edit: Anyone up for Burton's 'Corpse Bride' this coming weekend. I is broke and I is needs cheap entertainment. No drinking and no partying please... well, cuz I reckon I'll be drunk on Wednesday. Hopefully not though...

The Love Experiment plays Marine Cove

I will be performing with my boyband this Sunday at Marine Cove. I've no friggin' idea where that is exactly but I've been informed that it's somewhere near East Coast Park McDonald's. Unfortunately, the BBQ and free flow booze fest we've planned for the post-party has been cancelled. We start at 6pm. Do drop by if you are jogging in the vicinity or bonking in some tents near the area.

Holla!

Have you seen my childhood?

I certainly did. These few days of reading CHUD has really brought a tear to my eye. They are reviewing DVDs of my fave childhood movies. When you are hyperactive boy growing, B-grade ninja flicks are a prequiste, sorta like a rite of passage.



When I saw the review of American Ninja 4 and 5, I was overwhelmed by a sense of nostalgia. Dun fucken laugh. Perhaps, other than Max, I'm the only one who can remember that Michael Dudikoff was the lead in the 1st American Ninja flick. Yeshhh, I watched all of them, except for the 5th one. I was that hardcore to the core.

It fucken kick ass man...


Ah... the infamous water bucket scene.


One thing I never got as a kid was: why the baddie's mask reveal his nose while all the rest of the ninjas had their noses hidden under the mask. Why? Why?!? This question is still burning me up inside after all these years!!!

Here's the plot summary:

Joe Armstrong, an orphaned drifter will little respect for much other than martial arts, finds himself on an American Army base in The Philippines after a judge gives him a choice of enlistment or prison. On one of his first missions driving a convoy, his platoon is attacked by a group of rebels who try to steal the weapons the platoon is transporting and kidnap Patricia, the base colonel's daughter, who happens to be along for the ride. Joe rescues Patricia and gets her safely back to the base, but everyone else in the platoon is killed, leading his superiors to conclude that Joe is guilty of cowardice, collaboration or simple incompetence. At the same time, the rebel leader vows revenge against the serviceman who disrupted his plans, and sends an army of ninjas to assassinate him and bring back Patricia. If he wants to survive and save the girl, Joe's going to have to draw on every last ounce of his training.

Who the fuck are we kidding? What plot?

I should get my grubby hands on this. Hmmmm. I saw the Masters Of The Universe DVD a few years back at Gramophone. Yeshhh, Dolph "I got my ass whooped by Rocky" Lungren as He-Man. I didn't get it cause I didn't have a DVD player back then. Goddamn! I think I will go search for it!



You know you should get it cuz it starred a pre-fame Courtney Coz. Yessshhh, even before Misfits of Science.

Hallejuah!!!

TAIPEI, Taiwan - A man leaped into a lion’s den at the Taipei Zoo on Wednesday to try to convert the king of beasts to Christianity, but was bitten in the leg for his efforts.

“Jesus will save you!” shouted the 46-year-old man at two African lions lounging under a tree a few meters away.

“Come bite me!” he said with both hands raised, television footage showed.

One of the lions, a large male with a shaggy mane, bit the man in his right leg before zoo workers drove it off with water hoses and tranquilizer guns.

Newspapers said that the lions had been fed earlier in the day, otherwise the man might have been more seriously hurt ... or worse.

Copyright 2005 Reuters Limited. All rights reserved. Republication or redistribution of Reuters content is expressly prohibited without the prior written consent of Reuters.

Who wrote Bush's speech...

Funny.

Osama's memo

To: All al-Qaeda Fighters


From: Bin Laden, Osama


Subject: The Cave


Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours recently but we've really come together as a group and I love that! However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of the cave, and frankly I have a few concerns:

First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the dust in our cave. We want to avoid excessive dust inhalation, (a health and safety issue) - so we need to sweep the cave daily. I've done my bit on the cleaning roster.... have you? I've posted a sign-up sheet near the cave reception area (next to the halal toaster).

Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying to scare the *** out of most of the world's population, okay? That means that while we're taping, please do not ride your scooter in the background or keep doing the 'Wassup' thing. Thanks.

Third: Food. I bought a box of Dairymilk chocolates recently, clearly wrote "Ossy" on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, two of my Dairymilk slices were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying.

Fourth: I'm not against team spirit and all that, but we must distance ourselves from the infidels' bat and ball games. Please do not chant "Ossy Ossy Ossy, Oy Oy Oy" when I ride past on the donkey. Thanks.

Five: Graffiti. To whoever wrote "OSAMA SH*GS DONKEYS" on the group toilet wall, it's a lie. The donkey backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself at the edge of the mountain.

Six: The use of chickens is strictly for food. Assam, the old excuse that the 'chicken backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself at the edge of the mountain' will not be accepted in future. (With donkeys, there is a grey area.)

Finally, we've heard that there may be Western soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Akbar and Steve.


Love you lots, Group Hug.


Os.


PS - I'm sick of having "Osama's Bed Linen" scribbled on my laundry bag. Cut it out, it's not funny any more.

There's something strange in the neighbourhood...

When you are growing up, there are usually a couple of things which define your childhood. Transformers, Tim Burton's Batman, Back To The Future and of course, Ghostbusters.

How has it deeply influenced me even till my adult life?

When I go to the Gents with my friend and there's only one cubicle left, I'll ask him, "Do you wanna cross the streams?" Yeshhh, it has left that much of an impression on me.

Check out the CHUD review of the DVD here.

Back in ... blue?

Chekkit out...

Sometimes I swear...

... I should have taken up photography. More Jessica Alba's pictures found on my favourite website CHUD. A short article on the "preposterous posterior and the body it's attached to".

Come and take my hand...

Courtesy of Batu Pahat-ian Ed The Tech Guy

Part of the Aging Youth Productions gang at Harry's , the Esplanade during our 'Aftermath Of Karaoke' weekend. Gotta lurve the spunk in these guys... Those sexy beasts! Rawr...